Annoying Motorcycle Questions
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my top two:
1) does it hurt your crotch
2) do you wear your helmet
first, you always wear a helmet, that's a silly question to ask me. second, of course it hurts if you go over bumps or similar. but it's part of the fun.
joe
1) does it hurt your crotch
2) do you wear your helmet
first, you always wear a helmet, that's a silly question to ask me. second, of course it hurts if you go over bumps or similar. but it's part of the fun.
joe
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most annoying sh*t is when im on my bike, full gear, everything and some fool comes up to me and asks a stupid question like this...
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Lol here we go....Question : What is big and red throbs between your legs?
Answer : A post office delivery bike
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My top question happens as I am usually getting of my bike in a parking lot. "Hey are you afraid?" Yes I am fricken afraid... of drivers like you that just stare at my bike rather than paying attention to what is happening around you!
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Being asked to do something illegal/dangerous/stupid to entertain complete strangers. To which I always respond, "Sure, as long as you promise to pay for my ticket and/or repair bill"
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I know what you mean, they usually ask hey bro can you give her a little rip on the way out. I don't condone in that. You never know who is watching. "snort snort"
hate when people ask me to do stuff like that, going to the car meets around here where a number of bikers show up I get people asking me to rev the piss out of my bike, do a wheelie and other things along those lines
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I used to always ride a wheelie or do some rolling burn outs... I now say I don't know how, or my bike is too slow
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Today's was my favorite. "is that a real bike? or a scooter?"
Well, it's a Ruckus. You tell me.
Well, it's a Ruckus. You tell me.
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I mean it is difficult to deal with when those kinds of things ahppen I wouldn't blame them. I mean I would understand...
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I hear it a lot, usually it's people that have never been on a motorcycle or lack knowledge of it or both. Anyone who really understands bikes which can easily be done with little time and knows their limits will be safe.
Definitely don't want to be a total newb and start off by riding a CBR1000RR
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I like those ones that come up and look at the max speed or where the needle would stop and say "Whoa your bike goes to 280MPH?!" Lmao
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true but when it comes to what the rider can do and control, knowing is key to safety. there will always be that chance a biker gets hit by a cage driver, just one of the dangers of riding, just got to be more cautious I guess
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