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Our gang is The Grommets and this is our story. You are now about to witness the strength of Street Grommage.

Straight outta Grompton, crazy mamma gromma named One Ton
From the gang called Grommets With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya slip by me
The police are gonna hafta come and get thee
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk posers that's showin out
Grommets start to gromble, they wanna romble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like grombo
Goin off on a crazy ass Grommet like that
With a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move
Here's a murder rap to keep yo dancin
With a crime record like Charles Manson
Tricked our Ruckus is the tool
Don't make me act the mother ruckin' fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin posers out tha box, daily
Yo weekly, monthly and yearly
Until them dumb non-grommers see clearly
That I'm down with the capital C-P-T
Boy you can't slip by me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz One Ton's crazy on a ruck
As I leave, believe I'm ruckin'
But when I come back, boy, I be gromin'

[City of Grompton, City of Grompton]

[Eazy Me] Yo Ren
[MC Ren] Whassup?
[Eazy Me] Tell em where you from!

Verse Two: MC Ren (stuck on a ruck)

Straight outta Ruckton, another crazy ass wigga
More punks I smoke, yo, my rep gets bigger
I'm a bad motha rucka and you know this
But the p****y ass posers don't show this
But I don't give a ruck, bike makes long stops
If down hill, runnin from the cops
Just like burglary, the definition is 'ruckin'
And when illegally armed it's called 'ruck packin'
Flip off mega posers in a minute
I find a good piece o' p***y, I go up in it
So if you're at a show in the front row
I'll kiss a witch or dirty-ass ho
You'll probably get mad like a witch is supposed to
But that shows me, sl***, you can't use (a) proper grommer
A crazy mutha rucka from tha street
Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up the sheet
MC Ren controls the CVT automatic
For any dumb mega poser that drives erratic
Not the right hand cause I'm the left hand
Every time I stretch my rubberband
The security is maximum and that's my luck
R-E-N spells Ren but I'm stuck on a ruck
See, coz I'm mother ruckin deft
The definition is clear, you're witnessn a theft
That's takin place - without a clue
And once you're on the scope, I pass you
Look, you might wanna take a trip
But a wigga like Ren knows how to rip
Straight outta Grompton...


[City of Grompton, City of Grompton]

[Dr. Dre] Eazy is his name and the boy is Gromin...

Verse Three: Eazy-E

...straight outta Grompton
Is a brotha that'll smother yo' mother
And make ya sister think I love her
Dangerous fast grommer raises hell
And if I ever get caught I make bail
See, I don't have a ruck, I'm a proper grommer
I see a mega metal poser I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see a poser pass, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the attitude showin a wigga grommin'
But don't know where the poser is going, just rollin
Lookin for the one they call Eazy
But here's a flash, they never see me
Ruthless! Never seen like a shadow in the dark
Except when I unload, see I'll get over the grom in nation
And hear the scream of the one who got the last Grommet hatin'
Give a little gust of wind and I'm jettin
But leave a memory the Grom I'm gettin
So what about the witch who got shot? Ruck her!
You think I give a damn about a witch? I ain't a Rucker!
This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever ruck with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
Word to the Grommer former Rucker, straight outta Grompton


[City of Grompton, City of Grompton]

[Damn that mega metal poser can't cope!]

I lived in a dorm with ~100 NYC urbanites freshman year '89... 'Posers' = Harley Riders. Please accept some artistic license.

2005 CRF 250X
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2007 Jeep Commander
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A movie called CB4 did a song "straight outta lo-cash". I like your Grom version better.

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